Insanely Evil

I am in great need of some either a. HIGHLY INSANE or b. Really evil

Or anyone who feels like arguing. . . MWAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm eviller than you!! :D

Anyway. . . I, The Candycane Ninja, am building a giant death laser to TAKE OVER THE WORLD!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!

 Oh dear, you have angered Count Warren. He gets in such a terrible rage when people stay around too long. . . It's too bad, because then I don't have time to test out my brain control on anyone. . .